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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil, via guy)

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youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

(via guy)

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via guy)

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amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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(via stormafter)

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